THE ATTACK OF THE ROFLSNAP A PLAY IN 9 1/2 ACTS ACT 1 __________________________________ PATRICK IS SEEN EATING A YELLOW CHEESE -AND-V B B BACON BIRH U I G GER. HARRY RUNS IN. HARRY: Patrick, we've got a prov blem. -------- ------- problem. PATRICK:What's wrong? L L HARRY: Luke has been attacked.